We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.