We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.