I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.