We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.