We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.