Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.