If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.