If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

Be prepared for luck.