Finding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's like before you get on the Titanic and you see a big hole. In process, it's too late.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.