Finding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's like before you get on the Titanic and you see a big hole. In process, it's too late.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.