I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you