I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite book as a child? Growing up, it was 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' - I would read the whole C.S. Lewis series out loud to my kids. I was once reading to Zelda, and she said 'don't do any voices. Just read it as yourself.' So I did, I just read it straight, and she said 'that's better.'

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.