I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.