I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude