My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.