My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.