Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.