Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.