If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.