If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'