Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence