Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.