Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!