In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.