Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.
Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.