Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian