Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something