Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.