After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.