I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I'm having more fun doing that.