You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'