There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.