When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.
Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.