The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. It means more to me to be on the cover of Model Railroader than to be on the cover of a music magazine.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

Optimism is my best defense.

I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.