The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

My life has been an open book, really. Everybody knows everything about me.

Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.