Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided.

I don't enjoy songwriting.

I've been a golden boy for too long.

Women like being kissed.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.