Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning of a Golden Retriever who has brought you his tennis ball, the greatest treasure he possesses!

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.