I never saw a pitcher I didn't feel sorry for.

Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters.

When I was in the batter's box, I felt sorry for the pitcher.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

The big trouble is not really who isn't in the Hall of Fame, but who is. It was established for a select few.

I've cheated, or someone on my team has cheated, in almost every single game I've been in.

I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.