The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.