The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
You can't fix stupid.
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.