I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.