For more than 13,000 days on the run, my life was a soap opera.
There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.
I am no longer a criminal. I gave up that practice years ago.
Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!
It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect.
I am not a perfect man who has led a faultless life.