Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.
Always tell the truth, and people will never believe you.
The great argument used now against any theological proposition is not, that it is untrue, or unthinkable, or unedifying, or unscriptural, or unorthodox, but simply, that the modern mind cannot accept it.