Ronnie Barker Quotes

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is the best in choral singing. How then can they be described except in superlatives? They are without equal.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.