If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.
Ronnie BarkerThe toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie BarkerTo get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.
Ronnie Barker