I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is the best in choral singing. How then can they be described except in superlatives? They are without equal.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.