If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.
Ronnie BarkerThe toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie BarkerI suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.
Ronnie Barker