My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.