My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.