After my 1985 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.