I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.