I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...