Excuse the mess but we live here.
my parents ... had decided early on that all of the problems in my family had somehow to do with me. All roads led to Roseyville, a messy, chaotic town where, as parents, they were required to visit, but could never get out of quick enough or find a decent parking place.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.