I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.