I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?