I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.