The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
Roseanne BarrYou may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
Roseanne BarrFacts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!
Roseanne BarrI thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
Roseanne Barr