There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.