My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.

Being nuts is its own reward.

I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!