Being nuts is its own reward.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.