You're not hurt, are you?" "Only my delicate sensibilities.

I was the designated grown up in a family that operated in different reality than the rest of the world.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically but unhelpfully. If he was trying to send me a message, I was out of luck, because I'd never learned Morse Code for Assholes.