My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

"Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me.

You're not hurt, are you?" "Only my delicate sensibilities.

[W]hen Ben was kissing me, the whole world retreated. I felt things I'd never felt before, in places I never knew were connected. But I was pretty sure that whatever was buzzing against my thigh was not normal. For one thing, it was ringing. Ben dragged his mouth away from mine and mumbled a curse that was a little shocking and kind of hot. "Ignore it," he said. That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.