Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

Emery cut in impatiantly, "For crying out loud. Who do you think you are, Nancy Drew?" Hey," I snapped, because no one sniped at my sister but me, and Mark echoed with a stern "Chill, dude." Phin was unperturbed. "Those books were highly unrealistic. Do you have any idea how much brain damage a person would have if she were hit on the head and drugged with chloroform that often?

Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.