Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

I was the designated grown up in a family that operated in different reality than the rest of the world.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I was the bringer of kibble.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.