How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically but unhelpfully. If he was trying to send me a message, I was out of luck, because I'd never learned Morse Code for Assholes.