How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

He rose to his feet in one fluid move, the better to look down at me. “You don’t know me, princess. Some people have reasons for doing things, and don’t just go wherever they’re told or drift whichever way they’re pushed.

Focus, Amy. Just because he looked great in the saddle did not mean he wasn't an axe murderer.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically but unhelpfully. If he was trying to send me a message, I was out of luck, because I'd never learned Morse Code for Assholes.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.