That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.

How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Taylor: what do you hear? Daisy: Nothing but rain

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.