Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

I glanced at Carson, who had promised things would be alright. His gaze was on the floor, and a muscle in his jaw flexed rhythmically but unhelpfully. If he was trying to send me a message, I was out of luck, because I'd never learned Morse Code for Assholes.

Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

I was generally pro-bat, except when I was trekking through the dark trying not to think about the dire fate of every horror movie character stupid enough to go into the dark with a flashlight and check the fuses.

That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want it to be Verizon Wireless.

I was the designated grown up in a family that operated in different reality than the rest of the world.