I think everyone spins. You would just be an empty vacant shell reporting facts. I mean, you have your life that you bring with you to every moment that happens.

You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.

I want the same standard applied to homosexuals as is applied to heterosexuals.

When someone comments on my weight, I have to work hard to stand in front of the mirror and say, "This is who you are. You're okay in this lady, and you're a great, healthy, lovable and loving person." I try to accept myself.

I know the best moments can never be captured on film, even as I spend nearly half my life trying to do just that.

If you fall in love with someone gay and you're the opposite gender, it's not going to work.

When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always was, "If she did, I can too."