Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much less the bedrock of human affairs.

I've never thought it was necessary to make fun of people - you can find fun in people without necessarily mocking them.

When money gets too far away from actual, physical, real equity and property it gets too abstract and too distantly derived and then suddenly it's not worth anything anymore. And the same is true of language.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

I studied French in high school and German in college and I once took a 24-hour Italian crash course. English has by far the most words in it of any other language. Our money might not be worth anything anymore, but the language is.