I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.