I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.