Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
Ruby WaxI knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.
Ruby WaxLike any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
Ruby WaxMy ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
Ruby WaxWhy, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?
Ruby WaxHow come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
Ruby WaxDepressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.
Ruby WaxWhy is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?
Ruby WaxI am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
Ruby Wax'The Piano' is a romantic drama that really made me want to see New Zealand. When I finally did it was every bit as jaw dropping as it looked in the film. It's so virgin and green, it's like God said 'lets try again' and he got it right this time!
Ruby WaxYou shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.
Ruby Wax[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
Ruby WaxI have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
Ruby WaxI always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.
Ruby WaxI never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
Ruby WaxFor me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.
Ruby WaxI can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
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