Etiquette is the grease that makes it possible for all of us to rub together without unnecessary overheating.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Now scarcely a week goes by without a news story about the cops swooping down on some adolescent prowler who is as skilled at breaking into computer systems as defense contractors are at breaking into the Federal budget.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

The lobbies of the new hotels and the Pan American Building exhale a chill as from the unopened Pharaonic tombs... And in their marble labyrinths there is an evil presence that hates warmth and sunlight.

In writing, punctuation plays the role of body language. It helps readers hear you the way you want to be heard.